zarah5v2: Strictly Business - Headers & Chapter 1/9
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The corners of Spencer’s mouth quirk into a smirk. “You were about to fuck him, weren’t you? Wow, just imagine waking up the next morning and then realizing he’s Urie’s son.” Jon’s chuckle is deeply amused, and Ryan hates both of them a little. “No,” Jon inserts, “even better than Ryan’s face: Imagine Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son.” Ryan’s about to come up with a sharp retort when he pauses and rewinds. Urie’s reaction. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son and then throwing that son out, leaving him humiliated and angry. Thomas Urie would be furious.

Jon’s chuckle is deeply amused, and Ryan hates both of them a little. “No,” Jon inserts, “even better than Ryan’s face: Imagine Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son.”

Cruel Intentions meets Romeo & Juliet meets the summary of a Mills & Boon novel. Consider yourself suitably warned and be prepared to suspend your disbelief.

Cruel Intentions meets Romeo & Juliet meets the summary of a Mills & Boon novel. Consider yourself suitably warned and be prepared to suspend your disbelief. 68,000 wds

Ryan’s about to come up with a sharp retort when he pauses and rewinds. Urie’s reaction. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son and then throwing that son out, leaving him humiliated and angry. Thomas Urie would be furious.

Ryan wants revenge and then falls in love.

AU where Ryan is the son of a ruined businessman and Brendan is the son of he magnate who ruined him. Ryan plans revenge, but finds himself in love. Shenanigans and sex ensue. The story is melodramatic but the writing is lovely, funny, sometimes angsty. About 68,000 words.

Cruel Intentions meets Romeo & Juliet meets the summary of a Mills & Boon novel

The corners of Spencer’s mouth quirk into a smirk. “You were about to fuck him, weren’t you? Wow, just imagine waking up the next morning and then realizing he’s Urie’s son.” Jon’s chuckle is deeply amused, and Ryan hates both of them a little. “No,” Jon inserts, “even better than Ryan’s face: Imagine Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son.” Ryan’s about to come up with a sharp retort when he pauses and rewinds. Urie’s reaction. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son. Urie’s reaction to Ryan fucking his son and then throwing that son out, leaving him humiliated and angry. Thomas Urie would be furious.

The corners of Spencer’s mouth quirk into a smirk. “You were about to fuck him, weren’t you? Wow, just imagine waking up the next morning and then realizing he’s Urie’s son.”

“So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.”

It's Spring! Time for all the little faeries to pollinate. Unfortunately for Spencer. Sequel: http://airgiodslv.livejournal.com/446894.html

Incubating faeries. “So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.”

The fic where they're faeries and it is spring so everyone gets pregnant. Spencer wants no part in it, sad that fate doesn't agree with him.

Pregnant fairies! Part I of II.

Summary: “So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.” Author's Notes: For [info]foxxcub, who asked for a fairytale AU with no William Beckett and no mpreg unless it was Spencer. This is almost definitely not what she had in mind.

"So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.”

This is what happens when Brendon tells Spanish magazines what music he'd use to seduce someone else.

It's way too early for this.

Ryan laughs. "No, all of the puppies of the world are safe as far as I know. I just... have you noticed increased instances of Barry White on the bus?" / "Barry White is dead, Ryan." Spencer kicks the bus door shut and programs the lock. "Are you being haunted by his ghost? I mean, I know you're crazy, but I'm pretty sure seeing dead people reaches a whole new level of insanity I'm not prepared to deal with."

QUOTE: Breakfast turns into forty-five minutes of Brendon Urie and his Barry White Megamix, all sung to Ryan complete with dramatic hand gestures, while Ryan silently talks himself out of rewriting all of their arrangements for keys too low for Jon and him to reach, just to hear Brendon in that octave always. (7,150 words)

Which album would you use to seduce a person of the opposite sex? "I guess this sounds typical, but clearly Barry White. He's the master of seduction." And which one would you use to seduce someone of the same sex? "The same (laughs)."

recommended. I love how they're such a group of friends. and how ryan is self-aware enough to know how obvious he is.

One-shot. Brendon has a Barry White plan. This is funny and and kind of adorkable and genuine feeling; Ryan's voice, in particular, was really believable. And I loved Jon and Spencer confronting Ryan. (PG-13)

Which album would you use to seduce a person of the opposite sex? "I guess this sounds typical, but clearly Barry White. He's the master of seduction."

In which there is a lot of hate!sex and fighting. aka, boy hates boy, boy fights boy, boys get cliche detention that eventually ends in angry!sex, boy sleeps with boy, boy realizes he might not totally hate other boy, boy wins. ~90K words.

Brendon has been kicked out of his house for refusing Mormon beliefs. Ryan is struggling with his drunk father. The two of them take out their frustrations on each other through fistfights and nasty words. At least, that is, until they start taking it out on each other through sex. It's actually a fairly short trip to falling in like, and then in love. This story is more hurt than comfort, as a warning. I actually really loved that there was such yearning and squashed pain in it, in part because that seems true to adolescence, and in part because it was so delicious to read; however, if you get frustrated by characters being dense or hiding their extenuating circumstances or disguising their feelings, you may not want to read this all in one go. The characterization was killer, though, and I really believed the trajectory of their relationship. Background Spencer/Haley, Jon/Cassie. Other band members are present as teachers, but aren't featured.

Brendon/Ryan 90,571 words. NC-17 Better to take the long way home than not to arrive at all. A high school AU. AMAZING. ALL-TIME FAV. Hatesex, oh the hatesex.

Brendon and Ryan fucking hate eachother, right? Except, at some point hate becomes passion and it turns into love.

Better to take the long way home than not to arrive at all. A high school AU.

brendon and ryan are high school enemies with their own set of problems. recced.

They're the tiniest kids in their class, always have been, and the sight should be ridiculous, but no one ever laughs. Instead they whisper it through the hallways on the way to lunch, the tension already there – "Hey, hey. Ross and Urie are at it again. You coming?" The question is unnecessary. Everyone always comes.

The bell has rung and the quad is empty apart from them, but they stay there, mud and grass and blood and boy, until one of them wins. One of them always wins.

high school enemies au

There's something about it, something that means it escapes the gossip, the rumours behind it, everything that normally happens in high school. No one knows why they do it, except maybe Spencer and Jon, and no one particularly cares, either. The way Ross and Urie fight is ugly; awkward fists and knuckles cracking and grunts, and the crowd that gathers around them is nearly always silent.

Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated.

Bandom (Panic at the Disco) | Ryan/Brendon | 2,400 words | PG Summary: Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated. Warning: Real Person Fiction Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I don't know any of the members of Panic at the Disco, and don't in the least imagine that this is what goes on in their bus. No offence is meant. A/N: Not beta'd. Typo spotting earns you grateful smiles.

Not-a-robot-Robot!Ryan "You sang me back home," Ryan said quietly. Then he frowned. "No, wait, that sounded really lame." "You're writing lyrics right now, aren't you?" Brendon asked, the laugh spilling into his voice. "Like, while we were kissing, you were totally putting half your attention into working out synonyms."

Standalone. Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated.

"Oh my god," Spencer said, "Ryan is not actually a robot, Brendon." || Ryan get whammied by a fan, and starts acting strangely. Cracky and hilarious at the beginning, but actually kinda creepy, until it all ends in adorable.

In which the band wake up one day and find that Ryan turned into a robot. Only he didn't (and Jon also managed to break him. But not on purpose).

2,400 words. Ryan isn't actually a robot. Maybe. It's complicated. -- this is adooooorable. i am confused but very happy.

Brendon giggled, breathless. "He's a broken robot," he said. "Oh, wow, this is messed up."

Ahaha, oh god, this is unbetaed and quite horrible! Warnings for IMPROBABLE SITUATIONS, SCHOOMPY RESOLUTIONS, and RYAN ROSS IN ALL HIS GRUMPY GLORY.

Ryan is going to have a Good Day. (A high school AU.)

Ryan is going to have a Good Day.

Ryan had decided it was going to be a good day.

Ryan tries to have a good day

Ryan is going to have a Good Day

It turned out that he didn’t really mind being stuck with Brendon after all. Brendon had always been the slightly hyperactive kid sitting on his own at the back of Ryan’s classes, and Ryan had never taken much interest in him, but he was alright, considering. He was always smiling, for one thing, which wasn’t as annoying as Ryan might have thought, and he seemed happy enough to sit and listen when Ryan talked about why whatever they were studying was crap, and how they should be doing Chuck Palahniuk instead. Today, he plopped down next to him five minutes after Ryan had arrived and said, breathlessly, “Hi, again.” “Hey,” Ryan said, and started to pull out his books. “Um, I meant to say—” Ryan looked up and raised an eyebrow, and Brendon looked a little disconcerted. “I like your shirt,” he told Ryan. “The, uh, the yellow, I mean. Like, um, the sun? I like it.”

"What the fuck is a Twitter?" Spencer asks, leaning out of the bunk to glare at Ryan. Ryan resists the urge to flinch; he's long since become immune to Spencer's bitch face, but it still hurts.

spencer gets a twitter and falls in love

P!ATD MCR fic spencer/bob eventually.... twitter centered

Panic get a Twitter

hree thoughts run through Spencer's head. The first is wow, blunt, much?, the second is god, he's so brave, I really couldn't have done that, and the third is holy fuck Bob Bryar is kissing me. Spencer thinks that the third thought might be the best he's ever had.

Panic get a Twitter.

Panic gets a Twitter. Bob is sneaky.

Panic get a Twitter...

hey, I didn't want to message you guys until I knew who was doing the twittering. From the name change I cleverly figured out who you are, Smith. It's been too long man, how are you guys? PS: this is Bob from MCR, in case you didn't know PPS: Dix says hi

He can barely believe his eyes when he gets an e-mail saying 'Bob Bryar is now following you on Twitter' because seriously, Bob Bryar has a Twitter! He instantly regresses back to his fanboy stage - which was all Ryan's fault, by the way - and follows every member of My Chem.

He can barely believe his eyes when he gets an e-mail saying 'Bob Bryar is now following you on Twitter' because seriously, Bob Bryar has a Twitter! He instantly regresses back to his fanboy stage - which was all Ryan's fault, by the way - and follows every member of My Chem. Frank and Mikey don't seem to update very often, Ray goes on about video games a lot, and Gerard is completely obsessed with coffee, but Bob seems to be enjoying it. He replies to most people and manages to be sarcastic but truthful in almost every update.

There must have been some magic in that old silk hat he found.

Magical sex hat!

Ryan steals a hat from a snowman and then people start hitting on him. Correlation, causation?

Ryan steals a hat from an inflatable snowman, and suddenly everybody wants to have sex with him. Fortunately his band doesn't need a hat for that. "After a few minutes Ryan sat up, adjusted the hat on his head, and snapped a picture with his phone. He sent it to Pete with the question: does this hat make u want 2 hv sex w/me? He received a reply almost immediately: gntleman i can never have this is an unbirthday party. Ryan took that as a 'yes'. He was about to toss his phone aside when he got another text. This one was from Ashlee: 3some???1? :) :) :) Ryan sighed. His phone beeped again. It was Joe: dude. And Patrick: nice hat. And: time for a vote. sex w/ryanross y/n? –a Sometimes Ryan wondered if Andy was trying to bring about the fall of civilization via Twitter. He fell back onto the bed again, but his phone kept beeping with new messages. sweet young thang, said Travis. notmy type but hell do, said Cassadee. rawr, said Gabe. im totes not gay but id hit dat, said Cash."

ryan finds a magical sex hat

Summary: There must have been some magic in that old silk hat he found.

One-shot. Ryan steals a top hat from a snowman, and ... suddenly his bandmates are being kind of weird. Funny and ridiculous and kind of sexy. (R)