ourselves like the spine dividing the book in two - Gerard Way's (Vampire) Detective Agency, Part 1
http://jjtaylor.livejournal.com/343396.html

to read (frank/gerard, vampires?)

90% sure this is already book marked. That awesome supernatural detective AU with vampires.

Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.

R AU okay, so i love this to death, but i'm distressed by it! it's wonderful and kind of regency and kind of REALLY NOT. but with vampires &etc. the end is kind of... uh. what?? no more?? BUT STILL ALL REALLY GOOD. (ryan ross got very lost. :[ )

The sign on the door reads, “Thank you for visiting Gerard Way's Vampire Detective Agency. If calling after daylight hours, please speak with Mr. Iero upon arriving. If calling during the day, please come back at night.”

Frank is Gerard's valet! And a vampire, and Gerard is a human who acts as a detective for the paranormal community, and Pete may or may not be dead, but whatever, to me this will always be the story where Frank is Gerard's valet and it is *awesome*.

Summary: Pete, in Decaydance Mansion, with a yarrow stake. Frank and Gerard, in the greenhouse, with a plant of questionable origin. Bob, everywhere you look, with a gang of assassins for justice. Vampires, valets, pamphlets, haunted furniture, dub-thrall, disembodied voices, zombie couriers, and sinister rituals.