Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted : funny
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7rxyh/collection_of_totally_offensive_jokes_not_for_the/

This would make for an interesting taxonomy of tastelessness: * Racist jokes * Dead baby jokes * Sexual jokes * Domestic violence jokes * Catholic priest jokes * Taboo jokes * Jokes about tragedies I thought this one was particularly funny: Q: Why don't people tell jokes about Jonestown? A: The punchline is too long.

No-one is better at telling jokes than old jewish people. This is *superb*

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Just What it Says

Over the years, I’ve collected some of the smartest-yet-funny software development quotes I have read. Here’s the current short list in no particular order. Oddly enough, there are thirteen of them and they all address the woes of programming.

“Nine people can’t make a baby in a month.” - Fred Brooks

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” - Rich Cook

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