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Pepsi logo redesign is bad. This is good.

Lawrence Yang sums up beautifully why I think the new Pepsi logo is a bust.

how to write a book

0. Begin with an idea, a string of ideas, 1. Use them in a compound sentence, 2. Add rhythm with a dependent clause....

Now I know how @vaguery gets his posts to scroll! ;-)

hilarious children's cartoon version of watchmen

Better Watch out for the Watchmen!

Schulz City: That Yellow Shirted Such-and-such

When your style is this inflexible, it's time to hang it up or stock up on the heavy drugs and have either a creative breakthrough or a good medical reason for staying in your rut.

It's hard not to love the CollegeHumor folks. They can make the same jokes over and over and it's still hilarious.

The Internet video that YOU helped to write.

Joe Biden created the group "I Love ‘I Love You, Man,' Man.".

News organizations have done an admirable job of recapping the first 100 days of the Obama administration. But rarely do we stumble across a primary source like Barack Obama's own Facebook feed. Scroll down for the full story.

Barack Obama Sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dan takes his tweets to the streets.

twittering *in public*... roflcopter!

Comedy-Video, das aber genau das Problem mit Twitter und anderen Social Network Apps zeigt: man steht mit allem was man sagt in der Öffentlichkeit

What would real life Twitter look like? A funny video - though showing how Twitter is used only for personal use.

Nette Idee Twitter auf diese Weie einmal zu visualisieren ... nett auch der letzte Tweet: "Standing next to the hottest girl ever, but I'm too terrified to say anything."

And so it begins... http://is.gd/vHDQ This guy's ready, but he wants friends http://is.gd/rDDw [from http://twitter.com/teachernz/statuses/1667863445]

H1Z1 virus hoax

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Heh, zombie swine flu

It's funny because it's true.

Gods, I love it when Anil gets bitchy.

Hilarious satirical prediction about what’s going to happy when Facebook releases vanity URLs this weekend.

I know you (used?) to read bad fan-fic. This is a very-very condensed run-down of the recent Star Trek movie, delivered in one-liners. And pretty damned funny. :^)

Laugh-out-loud take on the film. Brilliant from start to finish. To wit: Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.

A parody of the newest Star Trek movie, by Sarah Rees Brennan. (aka Mistful in the HP fandom) Mentions of Kirk/Spock, kinda.

SPOCK: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. Never go in against a Vulcan when kink is on the line.

'KIRK: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the screams of 'I'm fabulous! I'm fabulous!' IN MY OWN HEAD.'

UHURA: I seem not to be assigned to the Enterprise. Please correct this error. SPOCK: Well, I didn't... UHURA: You know my qualifications. MA in advanced linguistics. PhD in badass. SPOCK: So I'll just be correcting that error, then. UHURA: That's what I thought. SPOCK: It is a perfectly logical decision on my part to be totally whipped.

new Star Trek (2009) movie parody

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944

デススター壊滅陰謀論

Kanye Meme

Whether or not Twitter has hit a traffic growth ceiling, the 140 character status update platform has already proved it can permeate past its early adopter audience and attract a more mainstream user-base complete with Twittering athletes, celebrities, and government officials.

Here are 10 hilarious Twitter parody videos.

Collection of twitter parodies from mashable http://bit.ly/Q6280 [from http://twitter.com/lbraun2000/statuses/4444794604]

De roligaste parodierna på twitter

Beware of adorable, homicidal lamps.

Turn gold into cats? lol I'd do this. X3

catsforgold

"Bohemian Rhapsody" by QueenPurchase here: http://tinyurl.com/y87s9tq

WALTER In sooth, then, faithful friend, this was a rug of value? Thou wouldst call it not a rug among ordinary rugs, but a rug of purpose? A star in a firmament, in step with the fashion alike to the Whitsun morris-dance? A worthy rug, a rug of consequence, sir? THE KNAVE It was of consequence, I should think; verily, it tied the room together, gather’d its qualities as the sweet lovers’ spring grass doth the morning dew or the rough scythe the first of autumn harvests. It sat between the four sides of the room, making substance of a square, respecting each wall in equal harmony, in geometer’s cap; a great reckoning in a little room. Verily, it transform’d the room from the space between four walls presented, to the harbour of a man’s monarchy.

What if William Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?

Too funny.

4.10 Recursion

Similar to 'Pride and Prejudice and Vampires', here is an adaptation of a famous book in the computer science canon, rewritten in the style of H.P. Lovecraft, specifically 'The Shadow Over Innsmouth' (which I'm coincidentally also reading on my iPhone).

I never heard of C Recursion till the day before I saw it for the first and– so far– last time. They told me the steam train was the thing to take to Arkham; and it was only at the station ticket-office, when I demurred at the high fare, that I learned about C Recursion. The shrewd-faced agent, whose speech shewed him to be no local man, made a suggestion that none of my other informants had offered. "You could take that old bus, I suppose," he said with a certain hesitation. "It runs through C Recursion, so the people don't like it. I never seen more'n two or three people on it– nobody but them C folks."

Brian W Kernighan & Dennis M Ritchie & HP Lovecraft

void Cthulhu (int Ia) { if (Ia/10) Cthulhu (IA/10); putchar // ftagn! (Ia % 10 + '0'); } // neblod zin!

Excellent!

Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News

Charlie Brooker for PM!!Wow, 173,000 views in under 36 hours, cheers everyone!!Now I feel I must add the obligitory copyright notices in the hope that the BB...

'This sentence contains a provocative statement that attracts the readers’ attention, but really only has very little to do with the topic of the blog post. This sentence claims to follow logically from the first sentence, though the connection is actually rather tenuous. This sentence claims that very few people are willing to admit the obvious inference of the last two sentences, with an implication that the reader is not one of those very few people. This sentence expresses the unwillingness of the writer to be silenced despite going against the popular wisdom. This sentence is a sort of drum roll, preparing the reader for the shocking truth to be contained in the next sentence. This sentence contains the thesis of the blog post, a trite and obvious statement cast as a dazzling and controversial insight.'

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"This sentence contains the thesis of the blog post, a trite and obvious statement cast as a dazzling and controversial insight."

Hilarious meta-parody!

BEST. BLOG. POST. EVER.

Great sendup of the typical blog post via @andrewsullivan http://j.mp/aQRD4H

In an elaborate hoax, pranksters distributed thousands of free copies of a spoof edition of The New York Times on Wednesday morning at busy subway stations around the city, including Grand Central Terminal, Washington and Union Squares, the 14th and 23rd Street stations along Eighth Avenue, and Pacific Street in Brooklyn, among others.

Liberal Pranksters Hand Out Times Spoof

and another one

spoof paper with accompanying spoof site of the Times' real site. Good demo for the concept of online hoaxes and how they are made to look like the real site

The Yes Men strike again!

A funny mid-20th century newsreel featuring amazingly accurate predictions of the year 2000:

Excellent sendup of mid-20th century technocratic utopianism / futurism (a la GM at 1939 world's fair). Via Steve Duncombe's collection

This is the best.

Darwin artwork that parodies the famous Shepard Fairey Obama poster.

If television were honest...

Awesome.

lols!

Very succinct, very clever. I don't really get The Amazing Race one though.

Fritinancy: Ms. Dowd Interviews the Inventor of the Telephone http://bit.ly/TFDAI #feedly [from http://twitter.com/eaton3000/statuses/1600465574]

Fritinancy: Ms. Dowd Interviews the Inventor of the Telephone http://bit.ly/TFDAI Great spoof on the Twitter founder interview. [from http://twitter.com/JEBworks/statuses/1608813581]

Parody of her interview of the founders of Twitter

This is how I describe *any* new technology to folks - like a new version of the telephone

parody of Maureen Dowd's Twitter interview - great!

"I sat down with Mr. Bell, 39, and his assistant Thomas Watson, 22, and asked them to explain why they shouldn't be condemned to a slow, painful death. ME: The telephone seems like letter-writing without the paper and pen. Is there any message that can't wait for a passenger pigeon? BELL: Possibly the message I'd like to deliver to you right now. ME: Did you know you were designing a toy for bored housewives and the indolent rich? BELL: Actually, I was trying to help deaf people."

"ME: I would rather be flayed alive and gradually guillotined than use a telephone."

وااااااااو إبداااااااع لا يفوتكم الفلم القصير هذا عن الدراسة http://bit.ly/9rAsFt @mctoom @ARTKDM – Yazeed Al Swailem (yazyaz) http://twitter.com/yazyaz/statuses/18839021072

This is a clever take off of the current Old Spice Ads. You're in the library.

Library spoof on Old Spice commercials.

You're in the library with the man your grades could be like.

Do you want to be a scholar? Then study at the Harold B. Lee Library. Do your research here, study here, and be a scholar!